Road Maps & Randomness (08/22/11)

Yesterday was my lazy Sunday so I was laying in bed on my left side watching a movie. DH slips his hands between my belly and the bed and kept them there for a good 3 minutes or so. I said "What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm holding my little girl." and gives me the biggest smile. Awww!

Last night at around 8 o'clock I changed into some fleece pants (I was freezing!) and DH spotted some stretch marks on the upper part of my thighs. "Are those scratches or something?" "No dear, those are called stretch marks." Wonderful! I recently discovered a road map on my ass, on the back of my thighs right below my ass and on my sides by my hips...but my belly is all clear. WTF! I guess I'll never wear a bikini again. *Sighs*

You Know You're Pregnant When... (03/25/11)

So I read something similar to this on a blog that I follow so I decided to do a post too. You know you're pregnant when:
- You pee every hour on the hour
- You seem more irritated than usual
- You gag while you brush your teeth
- You call your OBGYN office for EVERYTHING
- You crave things that you don't normally eat
- You can call it a night at 11:30 in the morning
- You gag at the thought of certain smells or foods
- You have a sense of smell when you normally don't
- You're constipated and get excited over every BM you have
- You want to just juno-chop someone for absolutely no reason
- You cry because someone parked where you normally park at work
- You worry about every cramp, pinching sensation or numb feeling in your body
- You're afraid of eating certain things because you don't feel like throwing up
- You can't eat a certain food because it makes you sick when you use to eat it daily
- You gag while trying to drink water (How are we suppose to drink 8-10 glasses a day?)
- You feel a "gush" down there and run to the bathroom to see if you're bleeding only to find out it is discharge
- You have a sleeve of saltines in your desk drawer, in your car, in your purse and on your night stand at all times

There are a ton more but those are just a few off the top of my head. Am I right, or am I right ladies?